Novice online dater Evangeline reports back that experienced online dater Sam’s recent texting tips have been HIGHLY effective. Sam congratulates Evangeline on “leveling up” to being an actual dater, since she went on a second date with someone, but Evangeline assures Sam she’s still quite lost in this world. Also, ventriloquists, serenades, Applebee’s, chumming the water and lots of laughter. So. Much. Laughter.

Oh, also, ear muffs for kids. F-bombs abound. Better yet… the episode IS marked “explicit.” Maybe just don’t have them listen along?